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Tuesday, 21 May 2013
Dinosaur Date of the Day: Bagaceratops
"If there are any lonely dinosaurs out there who'd like to take a chance on me, do get in touch. I'm about a metre high - I know that's not very big, but I'm quite robustly built. I'm 80 million years old. As you can see, I'm not covered in armour and I don't have any dangerous parts, so don't be wary! I live in Mongolia. I know, it's a long way away...
"I'd like a partner who enjoys peaceful meals of conifers and ferns, doesn't want to rush around being the life and soul of the party, and is tolerant of my rather backward and primitive ways.
"Oh, the beak. Good for cropping ferns, not so good for kissing. Sorry about that."
Posted by Stroppy Author at 07:51
Labels: dinosaur dates
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